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I usually tell them that the food they are eating has been heated and that the food has been physically altered and the nutrients that are listed will not be absorbed and that they are brain washed and their food contains cancer causing carcinogens that may not affect them now but will either shorten their life or make the last part of their life miserable until they die.
Then they tell me I'm full of shit and chase me around saying their going to force feed me but they never catch me. I'm also a huge flirt so when I talk to my girlfriends they sometimes actually listen. If I am really nice and don't tell them they're unhealthy I can actually help them become healthier and look more beautiful. The more beautiful they are the more I flirt with them so it's like a vicious cycle.
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